Wednesday, April 21, 2010

It rains here in April

Hello Guyz and Galz.

Hemant is Back with one more fiction The story is about an incident of Hi-Tech city Bangalore. This incident never happened. Its just a fiction.

I hope it may sound amusing for people in North India that it Rains here in Bangalore in the month of April. I should better say it can rain any time in Bangalore.

It was in the month of april starting and I was at home on a hot summer day with my friends playing some game eating pizzas and having coke.

I was feeling very happy since it was a weekend and moreover in afternoon when u have got up at 11am that too after 5 days of hard work(for people outside my office/Project) it was a day to relax and enjoy. I had nothing to do except troubling(as usual - I do it everyday) my roomy Ankit.

We thought of a plan to go for a movie. I searched in newspaper for all new movies that are being screened today in afternoon show. There was not even a single good movie.

Plan Dropped :(

Nulla: Chacha koi movie nahi lagi, Kya kare.

Chacha(me): Abe kuch to hoga acche se dekh.

Nulla: Chacha kuch to batao. Koi nahi Hain.

Chacha: Sochna Paqdge.(Hemant Chacha ka dimag chacha chaudhri se bhi tej chalta hain)

Idea:Lets go to Commercial.

Nulla: Chacha bohot door hain aur dhoop bhi bohot hain

Chacha: Accha hain na log kum rahenge. Jaldi se ghoom aayenge

Nulla: Chacha Rehne do, ek kaam karte hain mast sote hain ghar pe,kaha lage ho ghoomne ghumane mein

Chacha: saale chaska kyu laga diya. Ab to chalna hi padega.

So we got up and finally took an auto from Hebbal to commercial. He charged us 120 bucks. I started shouting

Me: Bhaiya 120 bohot jyada hain.

Auto driver(AD):Bangalore mein naye aaye ho.

Me: Naya samajh ke loot rahe ho kya.

AD:Naye logo ko to sab loot te hain.

Me: tumse pehle se reh raha hun Bangalore mein.

AD:Bhai Sahab Petrol ka dam bad gaya hain. Aap purane wale rate kyu maang rahe hain.


Uske paas mere hum question ka answer tha aur mere paas time bohot tha maine bhi socha aaj ho jaye aar ya paar. Ankit mere ko bhaap chukka tha.

Ankit: Chacha jab aap ki gapshap nipat jaye to aa jana. Main ped ke neeche hun. Yaha dhoop bohot hain.

Me: I smiled wickedly.

Me to AD:Bhai baat yahi khatam karna hain ya soch lo.

AD thought I am trying to fight with him.

AD: Bhai paisa to fix hain aap sochlijiye.

Me: Bhai aisa hain humne jo bol diya wo bol diya.

Ankit came in between and settled us for 110 bucks. I said Ankit kyu aaya beech mein accha time paas ho raha tha. We roamed on commercial street and left for Kormangla from there. As soon as I reached Kormangla it started raining heavily. We had no place to shelter. Ankit saw one tapra(bandi/Tea stall) and ran towards it. By the time I paid the due to new AD I was completely drenched. I had no option but to run. Suddenly I realized an umbrella on my head. I turned around to see who’s it. I was really surprised to see a girl(can’t name her) there.

Girl: How come u r here.

Me: Just came to see you.

Girl:To see me with Ankit.

Me:Kidding.

We started walking in that single umbrella towards ankit. Suddenly my mobile beeped. I checked my mobile it was a SMS from unknown number. I opened the SMS to read it. There was nothing in that message except the picture pasted above.

I showed the picture to the girl with me. She saw the number and started laughing. It was none other than one of our other friend.

I thanked god. Aaj to meri poori picture banne wali thi. I was completely drenched by now. We four moved to a nearby restaurant and had hot coffee.